Get Your Own Nifty Cult Card
FREE By Mailing A Self
Addressed Stamp Envelope
FOAMY'S CARD CULT
P.O. BOX 733
Woodbury, CT. 06798
INTERNATIONAL CULT MEMBERS,****
JUST ADD A USABLE NON-U.S. STAMP IN YOUR ENVELOPE
AND POSTAGE WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF (Do Not Stick It On The Envelope)
Is Collecting His Minions & You Can Help Assimilate The Masses!
Once you have your Cult Card, write your name, swear-word, location,
catch phrase, insult, or whatever you want on the back. USE ONLY ONE
2: After doing
that pass the card to a friend or foe and say the sacred word....
"FOAMY". Hand them the card and let them discover The Cult
3: If you are the proud holder of a completed
card, send that card back with a S.A.S.E. To:
Foamy's Card Cult, PO
BOX 733. , Woodbury, CT. 06798
You will then be given an OFFICIAL
MEMBER FCC CARD & a NEW CARD so that
your missionary work may continue, spreading the sacred word of FOAMY!
people, scare strangers, warp the masses... 'cause you know you
NOT BREAK THE CYCLE OF FOAMY! FOAMY'S WILL IS LAW, TO BREAK THIS
LAW BRINGS SQUIRRELY WRATH UPON ALL YOUR REMAINING DAYS!
(YOU WERE WARNED)