: Foamy The Squirrel :
 
 
About :
Foamy the Squirrel is the all-knowing, hyper-logical, ranting squirrel known throughout the lands for his Squirrelly Wrath & infamous cult. Well, he's working on a cult. He lives with Germaine, his goth chick owner, as her unassuming pet... when in reality, he's plotting to enlighten the world through infallible logic and enforce that logic with an army of robots created from discarded automatons and the brains of his former dead owners. Crazy, no? His anger knows no bounds! He is your Lord & Master : FOAMY!!!
 
 
: Germaine Endez :
 
 

About :
Germaine is a struggling poet who has moved from New York City to Connecticut due to lack of money. She's constantly at odds with the world and the roles it places upon her. Angry, depressed and all around moody, she's an outsider among outsiders. Always seeking to be seen as more than a sexual object, she's in a constant conflict with a society that deems her to be nothing more than a pair of boobs and a jiggly butt. Now residing and watching over her grandfather's house, she's side-stepped the financial troubles of "the big city" and has fallen into the trap of being a stranger & an outcast in a bizarre little town. She currently works part time at a Starschmucks Coffee house as well as modeling for art classes in N.Y.C. and recently had breast reduction surgery. (Though that wont last long if the Pizza Dude has anything to say about it)

 
 
: Pilz-E The Squirrel :
 
 
About :
Pilz-E was discovered in one of Germaine's pill bottles after having a prescription filled at a shady N.Y. pharmacy. Always seeing things, never all quite there, Pilz-E babbles like a retarded child on crack with a side of insanity. What most people find normal in the world, he sees as strange or scary. Known medical conditions include : Eye-Stigmata; A-Gore-Aphobia; Slurred Speech; Random Hallucinations; and frankly, like warnings on a prescription drug... side-effects are too numerous to list here. (78 page downloadable .PDF in the works listing all known issues and side-effects for this character)
 
 
: Begley The Squirrel :
 
 
About :
Begley was in hiding for awhile back in merry 'ol England after trying to assault The Queen with a hat stolen from the royal guard. He took refuge in the loft of a failing pizza deliver man, hiding in the walls and eating leftover crusts for over a year. When the pizza guy decided to move to America based solely on the images of a girl he saw on the internet, Begley was accidentally trapped in his suitcase and was whisked away to N.Y.C. where he met up with Foamy & Germaine.
 
 
: The Hatta' :
 
 
About :
The Hatta' is a stereotype of sorts. An antiquated racist who believes all white people are out to get him. He takes no crap from anyone and is first to point out that his bad luck in life is due to a "white conspiracy" rather than his own actions. In his spare time he writes letters to congress in order to legalize marijuana and spends an inordinate amount of time following the career of Samuel L. Jackson. Reluctant to move away from the urban setting of NYC, The Hatta' resides in Germaine's old apartment with his own "owner"... a special situation that arose from unique circumstances..
 
 
: Anchovie Allcock : The Pizza Dude :
 
 
About :
Anchovie was a failing pizza delivery man in England. He never could get the orders to the right homes and "30 minutes or less" turned into "two hours or more". He eventually ran out of pizza places that would hire him. While in a state of deep, work-related depression, he came upon Germaine's profile on FaceNook. He soon became obsessed with her and decided, with no more work to be found in England, to move to the states and admire Germaine from afar. His infatuation has reached rather disturbing levels though, and with Germaine no longer living in N.Y.C, he has become quite unstable. His name? Well, he kinda got that since the odor of anchovies follows him like the plague.
 
 
: Franklin O'Kee : The Coffee-House Clerk :
 
 
About :
An out-of-the-closet coffee-house clerk, Franklin's life, is his work. He takes great pride in being part of "Team Star-Schmucks," and revels in the daily routine of fast paced coffee-slinging. No mere barista, Franklin has several degrees in coffee preparation, from bean-grinding to coffee-pouring he graduated top of his class at Star-Schmucks University. Though constantly a target of Foamy's anger towards corporate coffee-houses, he takes it all in stride, in hopes of one day finding his soul-mate and opening a gay themed coffee-house of his own.
 
 
: Roswell :
 
 
About :
Rescued from a shelter by Jack Partfine, Roswell is neither thankful nor happy to have to deal with Partfine's crazy Bigfoot, UFO, Ghost-Hunting crap. He's a skeptic when it comes to everything... everything except... Foamy! Noticing a reoccurring squirrel throughout Partfine's collection of old documentary footage, Roswell is convinced that Foamy the Squirrel is hell-bent on ruling the world and destroying his owners in order to use their brains for an army of logic-enforcing robots. Proof you say? He's workin' on it.
 
 
: Jack Partfine :
 
 
About :
Much like Germaine, Jack Partfine could no longer afford the high-cost of city living. Also the prospects of finding bigfoot in Manhattan were pretty slim. Completely engulfed in the studies of cryptozoology, Ufology, and the Paranormal, Partfine writes books and articles to support his Ghost Hunting habits. In addition to his high-tech equipment he adopted a dog in the hopes that their superior senses would be able to aid him in his hunt for the unknown. Unfortunately, Roswell was not the best choice for a "hunting breed". Oh well, the truth is still out there...
 
 
: Mammed Udi :
 
 
About :
The hardest working out-sourced Indian on the planet, Mammed Udi runs 8 different tech-support hotlines, a suicide hotline, a game-cheat hint hotline, and a numerous variety of other phone-based help services. Somewhat sarcastic to his American customers, he has a knack for wasting people's time while giving them no assistance. Also rather bitter due to a complex relationship. More on that as it develops.
 
 
: Dia :
 
 

About:
Dia is a spiritually centered individual who up and left India after not wanting to go through with an arranged marriage to Mammed Udi. Going against her traditions, she moved to New York and is searching for a greater purpose than merely that of a house-wife. Her parents are ticked off at her and she fears she may be hallucinating. The Tofu is talking to her...

 

 
 
: Tofu :
 
 

About :
Dia discovered Tofu in an expired package of the product. Though not completely sure if he's a figment of her imagination, or a cosmic joke set upon someone who had bad karma... Tofu follows Dia around curious about the world and it's surroundings.

 

 
 
: 'Lil Bot :
 
 
About :
A seemingly inert series of companion desk robots gifted to various cubical workers around the globe by the ominous "Squirrelly Goodness" Toy company. May cause cancer in California.
 
: Betty "The Previous Owner" :
 
 
About :
Foamy's previous owner was a strange individual obsessed with becoming an androgynous hybrid. Largely ignoring Foamy's logic, and through dark magic, became just that. A half man, half woman. Unfortunately things did not go according to plan. In the process, she managed to tick off some demonic entities that bound him/her to a horrific yearly ritual, or be turned to dust. Foamy bailed on Betty after that citing "total human idiocy" and went on to live in various NYC parks until finally meeting Germaine. In addition to having a grudge against Foamy for leaving, Betty performs a one person off, off. off, Broadway Show. A burlesque act of sorts geared towards a fetish crowd. So sad. This is why we should all listen to Foamy. His/Her current pet is a mono-toned cat named "Puff" who likes to listen to music.
 
 
: Puff :
 
 
About :
Betty's mono-toned cat. Basically he just sits around, listens to music and meows a lot. It's a cat. What did you expect?







 
 
: More Character Info Soon :
 
 
 
 


 
 
: Germaine Endez :
 
 
About :
10 years old and a bit of a misfit in her class, Germaine likes spending her time playing video games, goofing off and just being a kid. She moved in with her Grandfather, Ollie, after her father abandoned the family and her mother was deemed "unfit" to take care of a child. Unphased by the upheaval, she goes about her day roaming the streets of NYC, searching for urban treasure and running amok in candy stores. She is always accompanied by her faithful pet squirrel, Foamy!
 
 
: Foamy The Squirrel :
 
 
About :
Not yet set on obliterating all of humanity, Foamy is Germaine's sarcastic pet squirrel who seems to have a knack for stringing together a set of words that can instantly infuriate anyone. He follows Germaine around, mostly for the free food, but also lends a hand with his infallible logic.
 
 
: Ollie :
 
 
About :
Ollie is Germaine's grandfather who became her legal guardian when her parents flaked out on the whole "family thing". An old school New Yorker, hardened, sarcastic and sharp. He keeps up with what's going on with the world but remembers "the good ol' days". He does his best to guide Germaine in the right direction in various situation but allows her to make her own mistakes.
 
 
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: 4y-Guy :
 
 
About :
A quick witted clerk who works at an indie record shop in NYC known as 4y-Records. Though the shop is bordering on financial collapse, their stock of rare & obscure records, trinkets, music memorabilia, video games, movies and other antiquated forms of media have drawn in a loyal & fanatical crowd of hardcore music lovers from around the world. Though his presence is unbearable for the customers at times, people will put up with his personality in order to access the treasures within the store. He is the ever watchful guardian to a vault of musical collectables. The store itself is a kind of hangout for music lovers and a refuge from the digital age that has made analog such an antiquated, yet treasured format.
 
 
: Fez :
 
 
About :
One of the stores most loyal customers, and most abused. He returns weekly to search for rare Bollywood soundtracks and underground punk. Though he claims to always be on the lookout for something different, he rarely deviates from his tastes... which incurs the wrath of the faithful employees.
 
 
: Sue Z. :
 
 
About :
No one knows if Sue actually works at 4y-Records. She shows up at 9 a.m., leaves at midnight, stocks shelves, and reorganizes areas of the shop. She's never collected a paycheck, never says anything more than a dismissive grumble and occasionally acts as bouncer to unruly customers. Riddled with suicidal tendencies (not the band) she's an unstable powder keg of despair. Her favorite genres are Goth & Punk and has a penchant for slapping Emos. (Frankly, Sue Z may not even be her real name) Who is she?!
 
 
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: Velossa :
 
 
About :
Summoned by a mysterious warlock, Velossa arrived to a horrific scene of ash & bone. Upon surveying the carnage, she had found no sign of her master. She is short tempered and now on a quest. A quest to find the one who called her from the dark, twisted nether. She is not yet familiar with the ways of our world and her first instinct is destroy what's in her way, rather than reason with it. With the help of a dim-witted blob of ooze, she continues to roam the lands searching for her master, assisting a few along the way in exchange for aid or information that may help bring her quest to an end.
 
 
: Ooze :
 
 
About :
Ooze is a species of ageless blobs of gelatinous goo. Though as dumb as soup, he can sometimes see into the future. These random visions are often meaningless and tend to vex those around him. He found Velossa sitting in a forest and took it upon himself to help find her lost master. He's not sure of what he's doing, has no idea where he's going, but Velossa recognizes he is more familiar with the world and it's ways than she is, and therefor deals with his nonsense... at least for the time being.
 
 
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: VARIOUS CHARACTERS :
 
 
About :
What are :: KATS WITH GLASSES :: A nifty side-project from Jonathan Ian Mathers, creator of Foamy The Squirrel. A polar opposite to the angry rants of foaming squirrels, :: KATS WITH GLASSES :: is basically a therapeutic chill session and an exercise in cute, happy things. A reminder to not take things too seriously. At least it is for me. It wont take away from anything Foamy, it's just something to play around with. Besides, glasses are cute, and cats are cute. Now they have been gentically spliced for ultimate cuteness! You're welcome!
 
 
 
 
 
 
: Jim :
 
 
About :
A classic curmudgeon who dislikes everything. Be it the smell of summer, the frost of winter, the type of cup coffee is served in, nothing is liked by this man. Ice... is too damn cold. The sun is too bright. That baby is too small, and your cute little puppy drools too much. No matter the topic, he has a wise-ass remark about it. A pessimist to the core, he feels the need to show people the positive aspect of negative thinking.
 
 
: Cat :
 
 
About :
Jim's pet... merely named "cat"... because that's all it responds to. Constantly under foot and needing some sort of treat, he's become very protective of his fez that is made from 99% cat-nip. His actions are constantly aggravating Jim, but he means well... he's just a cat. But don't touch his fez or he'll rip your face off.