| |
|
|
| |
:
Foamy The Squirrel :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Foamy the
Squirrel is the all-knowing, hyper-logical,
ranting squirrel known throughout the lands
for his Squirrelly Wrath & infamous
cult. Well, he's working on a cult. He lives
with Germaine, his goth chick owner, as her
unassuming pet... when in reality, he's
plotting to enlighten the world through
infallible logic and enforce that logic with
an army of robots created from discarded
automatons and the brains of his former dead
owners. Crazy, no? His anger knows no
bounds! He is your Lord & Master :
FOAMY!!! |
|
| |
:
Germaine Endez :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Germaine
is a struggling writer and poet who lives in
her own head. She twists reality in her mind
in order to cope with it's soul-crushing
boredom. A guy delivering a pizza, could be
a potential stalker. A neighbor and his dog
could be searching for the secret of a
mythical squirrel that just so happens to be
her pet. A boring job as a coffee-house
clerk could be so much more fun with
magically enhanced breasts. She writes her
own reality and we're all just reading
along... unfortunately, we're not sure who
is writing whom.
The skinny waif of a girl riddled
with anxieties or the unstable gothic
bombshell who takes crap from no one? Any
version of her could be the potential author
of her story. Which one? Who knows... Her
life is an open book, and we're all just
reading along. Enjoy the ride.
|
|
| |
:
Pilz-E The Squirrel :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Pilz-E
was discovered in one of Germaine's pill
bottles after having a prescription filled at
a shady N.Y. pharmacy. Always seeing things,
never all quite there, Pilz-E babbles like a
brain-broken child on crack with a side of
insanity. What most people find normal in the
world, he sees as strange or scary. Known
medical conditions include : Eye-Stigmata;
A-Gore-Aphobia; Slurred Speech; Random
Hallucinations; and frankly, like warnings on
a prescription drug... side-effects are too
numerous to list here. (78 page downloadable
.PDF in the works listing all known issues and
side-effects for this character) |
|
| |
:
Begley The Squirrel :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Begley
was in hiding for awhile back in merry 'ol
England after trying to assault The Queen with
a hat stolen from the royal guard. He took
refuge in the loft of a failing pizza deliver
man, hiding in the walls and eating leftover
crusts for over a year. When the pizza guy
decided to move to America based solely on the
images of a girl he saw on the internet,
Begley was accidentally trapped in his
suitcase and was whisked away to N.Y.C. where
he met up with Foamy & Germaine. |
|
| |
:
The Hatta' :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
The
Hatta'! Doesn't trust anyone other than
himself, grew up in a crappy part of the city
and in his spare time he writes letters to
congress in order to legalize marijuana. Also
spends an inordinate amount of time following
the career of Samuel L. Jackson. He takes crap
from no one.
|
|
| |
:
Anchovie Allcock : The Pizza Dude :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Anchovie
was a failing pizza delivery man in England.
He never could get the orders to the right
homes and "30 minutes or less" turned into
"two hours or more". He eventually ran out of
pizza places that would hire him. While in a
state of deep, work-related depression, he
came upon Germaine's profile on FaceNook. He
soon became obsessed with her and decided,
with no more work to be found in England, to
move to the states and admire Germaine from
afar. His infatuation has reached rather
disturbing levels though, and with Germaine no
longer living in N.Y.C, he has become quite
unstable. His name? Well, he kinda got that
since the odor of anchovies follows him like
the plague. |
|
| |
:
Franklin O'Kee : The Coffee-House
Clerk :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
An
out-of-the-closet coffee-house clerk,
Franklin's life, is his work. He took great
pride in being part of "Team Star-Schmucks,"
and reveled in the daily routine of fast paced
coffee-slinging. No mere barista, Franklin has
several degrees in coffee preparation, from
bean-grinding to coffee-pouring he graduated
top of his class at Star-Schmucks University.
Once a target of Foamy's anger towards
corporate coffee-houses, he eventually
followed his dreams and opened his own gay
themed coffee house called "The Rainbow
Grind." He seems some what adrift in his love
life, and still searches for his "soul mate."
Since leaving Star-Schmucks, Foamy seems to be
treating him with a bit more respect... a bit.
|
|
| |
:
Salt Forester :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
An
aspiring novelist with an odd obsession for
waffles, he currently lives in a storage unit
in N.Y.C. He spends most of his time working
on stories while making a meager living
re-selling thrift store treasures online. His
childhood was pretty much ruined because of
constant bullying and belittling due to his
bizarre voice, which hasn't changed since he
was 12. He reluctantly took Foamy in after
finding him living in his PO Box, and now has
to deal with his antics on a daily basis. At
least for the time being... |
|
| |
:
Sue Z. June : (Pronounced Sue Zee
June)
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Sue
Z doesn't say much... if anything. She's a
mute by choice, with the only words ever
spoken being, “I don't speak because no one
listens.” A well versed hacker, she
comunicates mostly by texts and has a penchant
for shocking people with a tazer. She spends
most of her days hanging around a local record
shop and acts as a bouncer of sorts, kicking
out unruly or annoying hipsters. She's the
founder of “Bones & Shadows”, a roller
derby team she skates with on the weekends.
Comprised of a group of extremely tough women,
they take great pride in the number of
opponents they've sent to the hospital over
the years. She currently lives with Salt
Forester in a storage unit in N.Y.C. |
|
| |
:
Roswell :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Rescued
from a shelter by Jack Partfine, Roswell is
neither thankful nor happy to have to deal
with Partfine's crazy Bigfoot, UFO,
Ghost-Hunting crap. He's a skeptic when it
comes to everything... everything except...
Foamy! Noticing a reoccurring squirrel
throughout Partfine's collection of old
documentary footage, Roswell is convinced that
Foamy the Squirrel is hell-bent on ruling the
world and destroying his owners in order to
use their brains for an army of
logic-enforcing robots. Proof you say? He's
workin' on it. |
|
| |
:
Jack Partfine :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Much
like Germaine, Jack Partfine could no longer
afford the high-cost of city living. Also the
prospects of finding bigfoot in Manhattan were
pretty slim. Completely engulfed in the
studies of cryptozoology, Ufology, and the
Paranormal, Partfine writes books and articles
to support his Ghost Hunting habits. In
addition to his high-tech equipment he adopted
a dog in the hopes that their superior senses
would be able to aid him in his hunt for the
unknown. Unfortunately, Roswell was not the
best choice for a "hunting breed". Oh well,
the truth is still out there... |
|
| |
:
Mammed Udi :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
The
hardest working out-sourced Indian on the
planet, Mammed Udi runs 8 different
tech-support hotlines, a suicide hotline, a
game-cheat hint hotline, and a numerous
variety of other phone-based help services.
Somewhat sarcastic to his American customers,
he has a knack for wasting people's time while
giving them no assistance. Also rather bitter
due to a complex relationship. More on that as
it develops. |
|
| |
:
Dia :
|
|
| |
|
|
About:
Dia
is a spiritually centered individual who up
and left India after not wanting to go
through with an arranged marriage to Mammed
Udi. Going against her traditions, she moved
to New York and is searching for a greater
purpose than merely that of a house-wife.
Her parents are ticked off at her and she
fears she may be hallucinating. The Tofu is
talking to her...
|
|
| |
:
Tofu :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Dia
discovered Tofu in an expired package of the
product. Though not completely sure if he's
a figment of her imagination, or a cosmic
joke set upon someone who had bad karma...
Tofu follows Dia around curious about the
world and it's surroundings.
|
|
| |
:
4y-Guy :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
A
quick witted clerk who works at an indie
record shop in NYC known as 4y-Records. Though
the shop is bordering on financial collapse,
their stock of rare & obscure records,
trinkets, music memorabilia, video games,
movies and other antiquated forms of media
have drawn in a loyal & fanatical crowd of
hardcore music lovers from around the world.
Though his presence is unbearable for the
customers at times, people will put up with
his personality in order to access the
treasures within the store. He is the ever
watchful guardian to a vault of musical
collectables. The store itself is a kind of
hangout for music lovers and a refuge from the
digital age that has made analog such an
antiquated, yet treasured format. His cash
register may be haunted. |
|
| |
:
'Lil Bot :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
A
seemingly inert series of companion desk
robots gifted to various cubical workers
around the globe by the ominous "Squirrelly
Goodness" Toy company. May cause cancer in
California. |
|
|
:
Betty Bo'Qua "The Previous Owner" :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Foamy's
previous owner was a strange individual
obsessed with becoming an androgynous hybrid.
Largely ignoring Foamy's logic, and through
dark magic, became just that. A half man, half
woman. Unfortunately things did not go
according to plan. In the process, she managed
to tick off some demonic entities that bound
him/her to a horrific yearly ritual, or be
turned to dust. Foamy bailed on Betty after
that citing "total human idiocy" and went on
to live in various NYC parks until finally
meeting Germaine. In addition to having a
grudge against Foamy for leaving, Betty
performs a one person off, off. off, Broadway
Show. A burlesque act of sorts geared towards
a fetish crowd. So sad. This is why we should
all listen to Foamy. His/Her current pet is a
mono-toned cat named "Puff" who likes to
listen to music. |
|
| |
:
Puff :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Betty's
mono-toned cat. Basically he just sits around,
listens to music and meows a lot. It's a cat.
What did you expect? |
|
| |
:
More Character Info Soon :
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
:
Germaine Endez :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
10
years old and a bit of a misfit in her class,
Germaine likes spending her time playing video
games, goofing off and just being a kid. She
moved in with her Grandfather, Ollie, after
her father abandoned the family and her mother
was deemed "unfit" to take care of a child.
Unphased by the upheaval, she goes about her
day roaming the streets of NYC, searching for
urban treasure and running amok in candy
stores. She is always accompanied by her
faithful pet squirrel, Foamy! |
|
| |
:
Foamy The Squirrel :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Not
yet set on obliterating all of humanity, Foamy
is Germaine's sarcastic pet squirrel who seems
to have a knack for stringing together a set
of words that can instantly infuriate anyone.
He follows Germaine around, mostly for the
free food, but also lends a hand with his
infallible logic. |
|
| |
:
Ollie :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Ollie
is Germaine's grandfather who became her legal
guardian when her parents flaked out on the
whole "family thing". An old school New
Yorker, hardened, sarcastic and sharp. He
keeps up with what's going on with the world
but remembers "the good ol' days". He does his
best to guide Germaine in the right direction
in various situation but allows her to make
her own mistakes. |
|
| |
:
More Character Info Soon :
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
:
Pum'Kin Guy :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Pauline's
initial intent was to make Halloween last
forever, but a misinterpretation of an
incantation summoned forth a small pumpkin
creature from the great beyond. Regardless,
Pum'Kin Guy has been a true friend to Pauline.
He may be rough around the edges, but always
looks out for her, like a watchful guard dog
who will lunge at anyone who picks on her.
Other than that, he likes to talk, listen to
music and is filled with good vibes for all...
unless you're drinking or eating a pumpkin
spice product. Then you may have a problem. |
|
| |
:
Pauline Elizabeth Parks :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
A
nearly silent girl who speaks only in whispers
and nods, she suffers from narcolepsy and a
curious skin condition that has left her flesh
blueish in tone. Kind hearted and fair, she
never quite fit in with people around her. Her
only friend is that of a talking pumpkin named
Pum'Kin Guy whom she summoned one Halloween
night. |
|
| |
:
J.O.S.I. :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Created
by JiM while he had laryngitis, J.O.S.I. Stood
for “JiM's Optical Speaking Intelligence”.
J.O.S.I. was used during live streams on
Twitch in order for JiM to continue his weekly
stream and still communicate with chat. But
things change and so, J.O.S.I. will probably
stand for “Justly Obliterate Senseless
Imbeciles”. Seems more appropriate for a
deceptively cute killing machine. |
|
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
:
4y-Guy :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
A
quick witted clerk who works at an indie
record shop in NYC known as 4y-Records. Though
the shop is bordering on financial collapse,
their stock of rare & obscure records,
trinkets, music memorabilia, video games,
movies and other antiquated forms of media
have drawn in a loyal & fanatical crowd of
hardcore music lovers from around the world.
Though his presence is unbearable for the
customers at times, people will put up with
his personality in order to access the
treasures within the store. He is the ever
watchful guardian to a vault of musical
collectables. The store itself is a kind of
hangout for music lovers and a refuge from the
digital age that has made analog such an
antiquated, yet treasured format. |
|
| |
:
Fez :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
One
of the stores most loyal customers, and most
abused. He returns weekly to search for rare
Bollywood soundtracks and underground punk.
Though he claims to always be on the lookout
for something different, he rarely deviates
from his tastes... which incurs the wrath of
the faithful employees. |
|
| |
:
Sue Z. :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
No
one knows if Sue actually works at 4y-Records.
She shows up at 9 a.m., leaves at midnight,
stocks shelves, and reorganizes areas of the
shop. She's never collected a paycheck, never
says anything more than a dismissive grumble
and occasionally acts as bouncer to unruly
customers. Riddled with suicidal tendencies
(not the band) she's an unstable powder keg of
despair. Her favorite genres are Goth &
Punk and has a penchant for slapping Emos.
(Frankly, Sue Z may not even be her real name)
Who is she?! |
|
| |
:
More Character Info Soon :
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
:
Velossa :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Summoned
by a mysterious warlock, Velossa arrived to a
horrific scene of ash & bone. Upon
surveying the carnage, she had found no sign
of her master. She is short tempered and now
on a quest. A quest to find the one who called
her from the dark, twisted nether. She is not
yet familiar with the ways of our world and
her first instinct is to destroy what's in her
way, rather than reason with it. With the help
of a dim-witted blob of ooze, she continues to
roam the lands searching for her master,
assisting a few along the way in exchange for
aid or information that may help bring her
quest to an end. |
|
| |
:
Ooze :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
Ooze
is a species of ageless blobs of gelatinous
goo. Though as dumb as soup, he can sometimes
see into the future. These random visions are
often meaningless and tend to vex those around
him. He found Velossa sitting in a forest and
took it upon himself to help find her lost
master. He's not sure of what he's doing, has
no idea where he's going, but Velossa
recognizes he is more familiar with the world
and it's ways than she is, and therefor deals
with his nonsense... at least for the time
being. |
|
| |
:
More Character Info Soon :
|
|
| |
; |
|
| |
|
|
| |
:
VARIOUS CHARACTERS :
|
|
| |
|
|
About :
What
are :: KATS WITH GLASSES
:: A nifty side-project from
Jonathan Ian Mathers, creator of Foamy The
Squirrel. A polar opposite to the angry
rants of foaming squirrels, :: KATS WITH GLASSES
:: is basically a
therapeutic chill session and an exercise
in cute, happy things. A reminder to not
take things too seriously. At least it is
for me. It wont take away from anything
Foamy, it's just something to play around
with. Besides, glasses are cute, and cats
are cute. Now they have been gentically
spliced for ultimate cuteness! You're
welcome! |
|
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
About :
What
do a sarcastic curmudgeon, a quiet nerd, a
pick-up artist, a pot head and a trans-gender
burlesque dancer have in common? Not much, but
they all seem to get a long, dealing with
daily life and it's bizarre twists. (It's in
development and will probably be a series of
comic strips.) |
|
| |
:
MORE INFO SOON :
|
|
| |
|
|
